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HUSTLER Magazine

July 2007

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

CONDI RICE: NO TIME

Newsmagazine Cover Parody

RUN FOR THE BATHROOM

Taco Bell Ad Parody

WALTER BENN MICHAELS

It’s the Class Struggle, Stupid!

THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE: MONICA STARR

 

HELL NO, THEY WON’T GO!

Soldiers Speak Out on Going AWOL, Deserting and Resisting Bush’s Military

MILLION-DOLLAR BABIES

Filmmaker Puts on the Gloves for a Close-up Look at Boxing’s Real Ring Girls

RON JEREMY AUTOBIOGRAPHY

 

THE AVN REPORT: VEGAS EXPO

 

WHY I HATE WOMEN

A Porn Iconoclast Skewers the Female of the Species

REALITY SHOWS WE’D LIKE TO SEE

 

FAMOUS FLESH

Jessica Simpson, Ali Larter, Dominique Swain and Shakira

MOVIE MAMS

Oscar-Nominated Nipples

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

SASHA GREY in "Grey’s Anatomy" NIKKI KANE in "Animal Attraction" RENEE PEREZ in "All-American Pinup" SHAY JORDAN in "Get Your Rocks Off" JESSICA in "Pink All Over" AUDREY BITONI, KIMBERLY FRANKLIN & BEN ENGLISH in "Two Girls for Every Boy" PUMA SUEDE & CHRISTIAN in "Wild Wild West"

STANDARDS

TECH KNOW

Nifty Gadgets

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Searching for liberty By: Larry Flynt

WHY WON’T BUSH WARM TO FIGHTING CLIMATE CHANGE?

“For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and loose his soul?” – Matthew 16:26 By: Robert Scheer

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Jonah Goldberg

BITS & PIECES

Shane Bash, July 4th Tips, Fellatio Fantasy & More

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Penelope Cruz

HOT LETTERS

 

GAME ON

Worthwhile Challenges

LORENZO PINUP

 

HUSTLER HUMOR

 

AURAL PLEASURES

The Smithereens, Cash and The Clash

COLLEGE REPORT

Yale’s Naked Parties

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Scholastic Disrober

BEAVER HUNT

Amateur Roundup

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

XXX Reviews; Who Says Porn Ain’t Kosher?