HUSTLER Magazine

July 2005

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

UNOCAL: THE SPIRIT OF 76

HUSTLER Political Parody

MICROHARD

HUSTLER Computer-Giant Parody

CONFESSIONS OF AN ECONOMIC HIT MAN

John Perkins Exposes the USA’s Covert Scam to Forge a Global Empire

SPIN DEMOCRACY

A Regular Joe’s Take on the State of the Union

SURVIVORS OF THE RED TRIANGLE

Reliving Gruesome Encounters With the Great White Shark

NICOLE RICHIE & SHARON STONE

Divergent Hollywood Stars Disrobed

LIBERATION OF OPIE & ANTHONY

No More Censorship for Outrageous DJs

MS. AMERICANA VS. CUMSTAIN

Bodacious Crime-Fighter Takes on a Villain

HUSTLER’S 31 FLAVOURS

Anniversary Think-Pink Retrospective

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

ZAFIRA in "Open-Door Policy" CARMEN LUVANA & AUSTYN MOORE in "Clothes Whores" JESSICA JAYMES in "America’s Sweetheart" EVELYN in "Ballroom Babe" NAUDIA RIO in "3 Is Not a Crowd" MILI JAY & NEEO in "Home Wrecker" ANGELINA & FRANK in "Get Off Here!"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

My America By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Catharine A. MacKinnon

BITS & PIECES

Masturbatory Billboard, Auto Bondage, Rush Limbaugh Romance & More

HOT LETTERS

Coed’s Awesome Nudie-Bar Initiation

AURAL PLEASURES

Old Dirty Bastard’s Rap Sheet Plus DJ Sasha, Kinky Updates, Hot Music Discs

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Blue-Movie Showcase, Virtual-Sex DVDs, XXX Reviews by Gwar’s Oderus Urungus

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Classroom Reunion for Dominatrix and Prof

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Self-Confident Athenian Goddess

JENNA TALES

Library Brouhaha

TECH KNOW

Better Living Through Gadgets

GAME ON

Evaluating Latest Video Games

BEAVER HUNT

Amateur Models’ Cooze Moxie