Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political satire

HUSTLER Magazine

July 2003

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

LARRY’S ANGELS: FULL PENETRATION

A HUSTLER Ad Parody

SEX PLAY

Queefer Madness: Clearing the Air About Pussy Farts

FUCK OFF AND DIE

HUSTLER Explores the Dark Intersection of Orgasm and the Abyss

GLAMOUR WHORES

Smut and Fashion Collide at the AVN Awards. HUSTLER Rates This Year’s Best- and Least-Dressed Video Sluts at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo and Video Awards.

THE FLEECING OF THE PLANET

Vijay Prashad on Big Business’s Global Power Grab. Enron Was Only One of Many Megacorporations Who Force Countries Around the Globe to Sell Them Public Utilities at a Fraction of Their Worth. Now They Have Their Sights Set on the U.S. In an Exclusive HUSTLER Interview, Prashad Warns of the Enronization of America.

KITANA BAKER

Miller Lite’s Catfight Girl. Exclusive Nude Pix

PEACHES

The Queen of Nasty Techno. Dildo-Swinging Sex Rapper Peaches Leads the New Nympho Nation of Electroclash Sluts With Her Raunchy Rhymes.

HONEY HOOKER

Cartoons and Illustrations by Gus Mastrapa and Noel Anderson

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

AUSTIN AND BAMBI in "Headbangers" VERONICA in "Hard to Hold" JORDAN in "Future Porn Star" KRYSTAL in "Light My Fire" ANDORA in "Queen of the Crop". 2002 Beaver Hunt Grand Prize Winner SABRINE, STEVE AND ANTHONY in "The Bodyguards" BOBBI AND CAI in "Hummer and Nailed"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Happy Birthday, HUSTLER! By: Larry Flynt

ASSSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Bill O’Reilly

BITS & PIECES

Barbie Knocked Up, Rather Goes Down and the Patron Saint of Hemorrhoids

JENNA TALES

Adventures in the Skin Trade by Jenna Jameson

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Attack of the Crones: Porn Trollops Come Out of Retirement

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Coed Nudists Make the Grade

HOT LETTERS

Spunk Mail

BEAVER HUNT

The Girls Next Door Put Out a Spread