January 2005

FEATURES

MIDGET HOOKER PUSSY

HUSTLER Parody

DEPLETED URANIUM WARRIOR

Video-Game Political Parody

ROCKY MOUNTAIN MELTDOWN

Inside the Contamination Disaster at Rocky Flats Nuclear-Weapons Plant

IS SHE A LIAR?

How to Determine Whether or Not Your Lady Is Telling the Truth

MIDSUMMER MAYHEM

Promiscuous Swedes Gettin’ It On at Annual Baltic Bacchanal

HUSTLER’S ’05 PREDICTIONS!

Uproarious Foresight

OUTSIDE THE LINES

Radio Personality’s Strange Odyssey

A MIGHTY WIND

The Exploding Fetish of Farting

PORN IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT

Mainstream Photographer’s XXX-Stars Coffee-Table Book

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

LILY THAI in "Tasty Take Out" JENNA JAMESON & BRIANA BANKS in "Checkered Blast" AMBER GOLD in "Learning Curves" JENNIFER LUV in "Home Body" PAULINA PAVLOVA in "For Deposit Only" SHY LOVE & JEAN VAL JEAN in "Drive Shaft" TERA BOND & ERNESTO in "Get Your Motor Running"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Screw the Elections By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Benjamin L. Ginsberg

BITS & PIECES

Olsen-Twin Pitch, Peachy Tennis Tart, Remembering Chester’s Creator, Necro Artistry & More

HOT LETTERS

Housewife’s Creamy Dream-Cum-True

BEAVER HUNT

Daring Skin-Mag Debutantes

AURAL PLEASURES

Interviews With Fatboy Slim and Marky Ramone; Music News; CD Reviews; Concert Pop Shots & More

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

JENNA TALES

A Peek at Porn Queen’s New Tell-All

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Blue-Movie Showcase, Dozens of XXX Action Pix, Nina Hartley Milestone, Candida’s Flicks for Chicks–Plus Reviews by a Trio of Rockers

TECH KNOW

Better Living Through Gadgets

GAME ON

Latest Video Games

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Grades for Sale!

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

International Duo