January 2004

FEATURES

STUCK IN YOU

A HUSTLER Parody

D.C. 9/11: TIME OF FACTUAL CRISIS

Another HUSTLER Parody

WHAT DID OUR GOVERNMENT KNOW ABOUT 9/11?

According to Investigator Michael Ruppert, Millions—if Not Billions—of Dollars Were Made From Insider Trading by People Who Knew What Was Going to Occur on September 11, 2001. More Disturbingly, Ruppert Accuses Factions of Our Own Government of Allowing the Terrorist Attacks to Succeed.

DOUBLE TROUBLE

The Barbi Twins Exposed! HUSTLER Reveals the Salacious Secrets of American’s Favorite Identical Sisters, the Barbi Twins.

BROWN SUGAR ALL-STARS

HUSTLER Looks at the Top 10 Hottest Black Porn Thespians of All Time

BIKERS, BABES AND BARE BOOBS

Carolyn Does Sturgis Born-to-Be-Wild HUSTLER Reporter Carolyn Sinclair Hits the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally on a Quest to Become the Ultimate Biker Bitch.

THE PATRIOT ACT AND THE LOSS OF CIVIL LIBERTIES

The Orwellian-Named USA PATRIOT Act Is About as Unpatriotic as a Piece of Legislation Could Be—Unless, of Course, You Consider the Systematic Destruction of Our Constitution to Be Pro-American. And That’s Just for Starters.

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

CRYSTAL KLEIN in "Fire in the Hole" NICOLE AND CYTHEREA in "Physical Evidence" SYLVIE in "Going Down Under" DESTINY ST. CLARE in "Start My Engine" ASHTON in "Ship Shape" KATRINA AND STEVEN FRENCH in "Meaty Roles" AUGUST AND ERIC MASTERSON in "CEOhhhhh!"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Ashcroft Attacks! By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Rick Santorum

BITS & PIECES

Dan Rather: Still Alive, Dammit!

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

HOT LETTERS

Screeds to Spill Your Seed

AURAL PLEASURES

Sevendust, Phish Bass Bust, CD Musts

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

BEAVER HUNT

Raising Flaps in the Community

JENNA TALES

Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Is Ron Jeremy a Rapist?

GAME ON

HUSTLER Plugs You Into the Latest Hot Video Games

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Wide-Open Enrollment