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HUSTLER Magazine

January 2003

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

UPP

A HUSTLER Ad Parody

PIMPIN’ AND HO-IN’ IS THE BEST THING GOIN’

Snoop Dogg’s Charmed Life as the Crown Prince of Pimps

MONEY FOR COMING AND YOUR CHICKS FOR FREE

Many Adult-Movie Fans Dream of Becoming the Next John Holmes, but the Job Market for XXX Himbos is Tighter Than a Virgin Starlet’s Asshole. Porn Professionals Give Wanna-Be Woodsmen the Do’s and Don’ts of Becoming a Sex Industry Stud.

GRUNT WORK - ARMY TROOPS MOP UP A SPECIAL FORCES WAR

American Infantrymen Struggle to Find a Place in a Campaign That is Dominated by Elite Commandos and High-Tech Gizmos. One Thing the Grunts Do Know: When They’re on the Ground, They Own It.

SEX PLAY

Big-Clitted Freaks: The Joy and Thrill of Girl-Cock

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

CLEO AND BELLADONNA in "Pit Stop" VANESSA in "Puff Piece" PRISCILLA in "Wet All Over" TRIXI in "No-Worries Mating" LAURA in "Baby Blew Cock" CASHMERE AND BRUTUS in "Monster Ballers" ANN MARIE AND MARK in "Backstage Service"

STANDARDS

BITS & PIECES

Dear Scabby: Previewing Pam Anderson’s Advice Column

HOT LETTERS

Perversive Writing

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Porn Highs and Lows of 2002

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

HUSTLER HUMOR

A gaggle of real gut-busters

BEAVER HUNT

Slices of Life From Anytown, USA