HUSTLER Magazine

Holiday 2008

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

THE Q&A: VINCENT BUGLIOSI

The Prosecutor Who Sent Charles Manson and His Lethal Family to Prison Sets His Sights On Bringing George W. Bush to Justice For Murder

HUSTLER’S GAG GIFT GUIDE

Tis the Season To Be Funny: Our Outrageous Suggestions For a Horny and Humorous Holiday

JAMIE KENNEDY: THE REASON FOR THE SEASON

TV’s Subversive Practical Joker Kicks the Crap Out of Christmas In a Hysterically Tasteless Discussion With Entertainment Editor Keith Valcourt

MUST-SEE FLYNT FLICK

Our Fearless Publisher Gets the Movie Treatment of His Life in Larry Flynt: The Right to Be Left Alone

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF TERA PATRICK

Join the Porn Superstar With Intimate Lunches, Frenzied Personal Appearances and Snuggles With Her Hard-Rock Hubby. Journalist Ed Rampell Reveals What the Exotic Ms. Tera is Like Out of the Bedroom.

WAX OFF

Want to Caress Madonna, J-Lo and Britney Spears? Now You Can…Sorta!

CHEMTRAIL CONUNDRUM

Aerosol Poison? Top-Secret Black Ops Project? Former White House Environmental Adviser Jeff Schweitzer, Ph.D., Examines the Ominous Theories.

REMEMBERING GEORGE CARLIN

Paul Krassner Pays An Affectionate Tribute to His Pal and the “Seven Words You Can’t Say on Television”

ALLISON MARGOLIN

Popped For Pot? Quick, Call L.A.’s Dopest Attorney. Writer T.R. McAlister Accompanies the Cannabis Crusader on a Tour of Courtroom Conflicts.

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

EDEN PETTY in "Pooling Her Resources" JANA COVA in "Holiday Pleasure" ALYSSA MORE in "More Than You Can Handle" SAMIRA in "Couch Tomato" FAYE VALENTINE in "She Rocks!" ASHLYNN BROOKE & KAYDEN KROSS in "Taking Her Cue" KENDALL BROOKS & JUSTIN MAGNUM in "Blondes Do Have More Fun"

STANDARDS

SEX PARODY

Tres Sexys

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

We Did Our Best By: Larry Flynt

UNCLE SAM: THE ULTIMATE SADIST

How the Word Torture Has Become Synonymous With America By: Robert Scheer

DEMOCRATS: BUSH’S FIFTH ESTATE

Progressives Join Neocons to Subvert the Fourth Amendment By: Nat Hentoff

KICKING A MAN WHEN HE’S DEAD

Does Anyone Really Give a Shit That Tim Russert Is Gone? By: Alex Bennett

TECH KNOW

ATV, Guitar and Win a Surround Sound Speaker System

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Faith Hill

GAME ON

Hot Chicks & Stolen Cars

POLITICAL PARODY

IndyMac Bank

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Jesse Helms

BITS & PIECES

Erotica L.A., Pussy Purses and Bucky’s Holiday Tips

HOT LETTERS

Just What She Wanted

CLASSIC CARTOONS

Taste-free Giggles From the Past

THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE

Kansas City’s Holly Wood

ARIOCK PINUP

 

HUSTLER HUMOR

Jokes and Good Filthy Fun

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Interviews With Disturbed, J-Kwon and Cy Curnin, Plus DVDs & CDs to Give and Get

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Sexy Scientologists!

FAMOUS FLESH

Tabloid Tarts Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and Naomi Campbell Exposed!

GUNS & GUTS!

Freebie Weapons With a New Car? Only in America! By: Mancow Muller

TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH

Another Erotic Adventure From the World’s Most Famous Bordello

COLLEGE REPORT

A “Juicy” Web Site Causes Campus Havoc Nationwide

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

California Christmas Cutie

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Hard-core Stocking Stuffers, Plus a First Look at Pirates II

BEAVER HUNT

Unwrapped Amateurs