Holiday 2006

THE STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

 

FEEDBACK

Reader Sounding Board

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Senator James Inhofe

BITS & PIECES

Gingerbread Whorehouse, B.J. Celeb & Elfish Fun

CELEBRITY FANTASY

What Would Jennifer Love Hewitt Look Like With a Dick in Her Mouth?

HOT LETTERS

After-Hours Hanky-Panky

LORENZO PINUP

 

GAME ON

Battle the Klingons!

HUSTLER HUMOR

 

AURAL PLEASURES

Def League, Giant Village, Stocking Stuffer Discs ...

TECH KNOW

Intriguing Gizmos

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Chancellor's Turmoil

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Unbashful Bookworms

TOP AMATEURS' OFFICIAL BALLOT

 

BEAVER HUNT

Naughty-Is-Nice Newbies

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

XXX Reviews, Behind Scenes, Adult Gift Guide

GIRL PICTORIALS:

BELICIA in “Blue for You” NEVEAH in “Having a Ball" KELLY TAYLOR & PUMA SWEDE in “What the Fuck Is This?!” SHYRA SHEER in “Open My Box” ZARA in “The Night Before Christmas” MIA ROSE & AVA ROSE in “Real-Life Sisters Share Marcus L.” JASMINE TAME & FRANKO in “Nice Catch”

MONTHLY FEATURES

ST. WHOREY GIRL BEER

 

EXXON PARODY AD

 

INSULT TO INJURY

Lawyer/Author Ray Bourhis Indicts Backstabbing Insurance Industry

LAWS FOR SALE!

Bankruptcy Bill's Fat-Cat Backers

AMERICA'S FIRST CIVIL WAR

Rebellion That Spurred the Constitution

THE JOY OF FUCKING

Tom Poulton's Erotic Art

GEORGE W. BUSH'S PERPETUAL ADOLESCENCE

by Robert Scheer

HUSTLER HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

 

AMERICAN DAD

Stan Smith/Roger Chitchat Plus Online Game Combos

TAPPING THE TROZ

Veteran Cartoonist George Trosley's World

FAMOUS FLESH

Natalie Portman/Anne Hathaway

MOVIE MAMS

Charlize Theron/Sharon Stone Too!