Holiday 2005

FEATURES

DADDY: FULLY LOADED

Lindsay Lohan Movie-Ad Parody

JOIN THE PRIESTHOOD

Ad Parody

READERS’ FORUM: 9/11

HUSTLER Reader Commentary from the Heart of the Heartland

LAST DAYS OF DEMOCRACY

Theocracy Watch Founder’s Take on Fundamentalist Christians

THE CHRISTIAN MAFIA: RULE BY DIVINE RIGHT

Secret Group With Menacing Clout

IN THEIR OWN WORDS

God Squad’s Threatening Blueprint

BOYCOTT CHRISTMAS

’Toonist Behind Xmas Resistance Movement

YOU’D BETTER WATCH OUT…

Zany Saint Nicks

HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

Tasteless Novelty Items

STAR SIGHTINGS

Anouska De Georgiou, Donna D’Errico & Paris Hilton at Lensmen’s Mercy

ATTACK OF THE Z RAY

Femi-Nazi Wars Episode 6: Smackdown Continues

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

PROMISE in "Love on the Rocks" TERA PATRICK in "Season’s Greetings" AMY REID in "New on the Market" CHEXIE in "We Have a $5,000 Winner!" DILLIAN LAUREN & TALON in "Speaking in Tongues" CHARMANE STAR, JENAVEVE JOLIE & MICK BLUE in "Three’s Company" TIFFANY & JEAN VAL JEAN in "Getting Shaft-ed"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

My Xmas Wish List By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Judith Miller

BITS & PIECES

Porn Star Get-Togethers, Fantasy B.J. Queen, J.C.’s Unholiest Shopping Spree and More

HOT LETTERS

Muffless Lovebird’s Quim Pro Quo

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Blue-Movie Showcase + Yuletide XXX Wares

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Holiday Gift Guide for Music & Video Game Fans

TECH KNOW

Better Living Through Marvelous Gadgets

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Justice Scalia Enters Hornet’s Nest

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Nude Student Bodies

TOP AMATEURS’ OFFICIAL BALLOR

Hustler’s 2005 Beaver Hunt Grand Prize Finalists!

BEAVER HUNT

Snazzy Newbies Unwrapped