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HUSTLER Magazine

Holiday 2004

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

THREE SQUIRTS

HUSTLER Product Parody

COME BACK TO EXXON

Oil-Giant Parody

DAVID CAY JOHNSTON: PERFECTLY LEGAL

How Corrupt Is America’s Tax System?

LAST YEAR OF WU-TANG CLAN

Closing the Book on Hip-Hop Heroes

HUSTLER’S ANNIVERSARY BASH

30 Years of Pink

OPEN SESAME!

Picking Up Chicks With Magic Tricks

HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

HUSTLER’s Seven Most Jaded Novelty Items for Holiday Shoppers

HONEY HOOKER

Legendary Cartoon Figure Restores the Spirituality of XXX-mas

LYNNE CHENEY’S TWISTED SISTERS

Digging Up That Prurient Novel Penned by the VP’s Old Lady

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

ANITA DARK in "Neighborhood Watch" SANDEE in "Stocking Stuffer" PENNY & CRISSY in "Sisters" TEAGAN in "Temptation Island" PRINZZESS in "Good Sport" GINGER & PRILLA in "America’s Most Wanted" JENAVEVE & KRIS in "Man at Work"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Anybody but Bush, Part 2 By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Ralph Reed

BITS & PIECES

Dubya Dress-Up Kit, Rabid Young Republicans, Larry’s Must-Read, Porn-Legend Watercolors & Latest Celebrity Fantasy Cocksucker

HOT LETTERS

Married Peeping Tom’s Discovery

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Sizing Up Ivy League Erotic Magazine

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Moonlighting Coeds Exposed

AURAL PLEASURES

Interview With Countrified Uncle Kracker; Timely CD Reviews; Music-Scene Happenings

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

XXX Reviews, Dozens of Hard-Core Action Pix, Pirate’s Fetish Treasure, Plus Video Appraisals by Celebrity Porn Critic Kurupt

GAME ON

Plug Into the Latest Hot Video Games

TECH KNOW

Better Living Through Gadgets

BEAVER HUNT

Amateur Snatch of Distinction