HUSTLER Magazine

Holiday 2003

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

BOOTY TUNES

A HUSTLER Parody

TACO BELL LOW PRICES, LOWER ETHICS

Another HUSTLER Parody

DEMOCRACY VS. THE FCC

Fewer and Fewer Megacorporations Control More and More of the Information You Receive. Is Our Democracy Doomed Because of It?

FLYNT FLAMBE

Celebs Burn Larry at the Friars Club. Famous for Its X-Rated Celebrity Roasts, the Friars Club Was the Perfect Venue to Kid the King of Porn, Larry Flynt.

PIRATE RADIO ATTACKS!

Broadcasting Rebels Battle the Megacorps for America’s Airwaves. The FCC Has Voted to Obliterate Most of the Rules That Keep U.S. Media Companies in Check, but Microbroadcasters—Call Them Pirates or Patriots—Are Defending Your Right to Run Your Mouth to the Masses.

HUSTLER’S HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

Shopping Made Queasy

BEAVER HUNT GRAND PRIZE BALLOT

Get Out The Vote!

MISTRESS RHIANNON GOES OVER THE TOP

Professional Dominatrix Mistress Rhiannon Has Jugs Larger Than Basketballs, and That’s the Most Normal Thing About Her.

HUSTLER’S PORN-FASHION ROUNDUP

At This Year’s Erotica L.A. Convention, Porn Starlets Demonstrated Why They Are Paid to Take Their Clothes Off.

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

GEORGIA ADAIR in "Naughty and Nice" LAUREN PHOENIX in "Fuck Bunny" BETTY SUE AND FALLON in "Sand Blast" NIKKI LOVE in "Pretty ‘N’ Pink" PENNY in "Brit’s Tits" SIMONE, NICK AND EKSAVIR in "Rope Burn" BOO AND MARK ASHLEY in "XXX-mas"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Merry Christmas to President-Select Bush By: Larry Flynt

ASSSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Rick Perry

BIT & PIECES

Fred Phelps Takes On the U.S. Supreme Court

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

AURAL PLEASURES

Poison’s Brett Michaels. Plus, Our guide to Essential Holiday Music.

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

BEAVER HUNT

Local Girls Make Wood

JENNA TALES

Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

The Clive McLean Documentary

HOT LETTERS

Goo-Fisted Tales

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Earning Their Tuition One Flash at a Time

GAME ON

HUSTLER Plugs You Into the Latest Video Games