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HUSTLER Magazine

Holiday 2002

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

SUE'S HARD LOVIN'

A HUSTLER Ad Parody

THE HOUDINI OF IDIOTS

Jackass's Steve-O Gives Pranks and Brays

CAGED ASSHOLE

A Teenage Fuckup Goes Directly to Jail Busted for a Variety of Offenses, an 18-year-old Criminal Is Given a Brutal Tour-Filled With Riots, Racism and Rape-of California's Correctional Facilities.

THE DEUCE WAS WILD

The Rise and Fall of Times Square's Live Sex Shows At One Time, 42nd Street Was the Place to Go to Lay Down a Few Bucks and Watch Couples Fuck Onstage. Performers and Showgoers Look Back on Times Square's Golden Age of Raunch Theatrics.

SEX PLAY

Rent-a-Set Pornmaking An Amateur Slut Shoots Her Fuckfest Like a Pro.

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

LINDY BABY KIMBERLY SUMMERS in "Nice and Naughty" SUNSET THOMAS in "Crowning the Princess of Porn" MONICA in "Mini Meow" CINTIA AND BILLY in "Full Intercourse Meal" ABIGAIL AND PRISCILLA in "Beached Wailers" NIKKI AND MARK in "Star 69"

STANDARDS

BITS & PIECES

Elfish Sightings

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Sean Hannity

HOT LETTERS

"Dear Santa: So I Was Banging This Slut .... "

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Holiday Shopping Made Sleazy

DEARSLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

HUSTLER Humor

 

BEAVER HUNT

Flashing Through the Snow