Holiday 2001

FEATURES

B & J

A HUSTLER Ad Parody SILENT BOB SHOOTS HIS WAD

FLYNT ON THE FRENCH RIVIERA: HUSTLER’S HEAD HONCHO DOES CANNES

The Cannes Film Festival Is One of Cinema's Most Prestigious Events. Unfortunately for the Fete's Organizers, Attendees Are More Interested in Larry Flynt and the Porn Starlets at the XXX-Film Awards Down the Road.

EROTOMANIA: FANTASY FUCKS WITH NIGHTMARE ENDINGS

Erotomanics Are Consumed by Delusions That a Celebrity, Doctor or Other Prominent Person Is Madly in Love With Them. When They Attempt to Consummate Their Imaginary Relationships, Real-World Terror Ensues.

SEX PLAY

Tuft Love: Fur Freaks Favor Fuzzy Females

GIRL PICTORIALS:

PHEONIX AND DICK in “Come Young and Old” CRISSY in “Game, Set and Snatch” SHELLY AND KELLE in “Making Ends Meet” SUSANA in “How Does Your Hard-on Grow?” CENTERFOLD: SUNNY in “Luxury Cooze” JANIE AND HOWIE in “Anal-Pocket Pool” URSULLA in “Prick Princess”

STANDARDS

BITS & PIECES

Ballot Boxes Worth Stuffing: Vote for Your Favorite Beaver Hunt Finalist Today

FEEDBACK

Reader Wish Lists

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Raunch Rated From Top to Slop

HOT LETTERS

Mother Blows Best and Other Heartwarming Holiday Sentiments

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth HUSTLER HUMOR

BEAVER HUNT

Oh, Let Us Adore Them and Come