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HUSTLER Magazine's February 2017 Issue

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Featured Articles

OkStupid

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HUSTLER’s Guide to Dating Apps

LEARN HOW TO SURVIVE TECH-BASED HOOKUPS WITH, IF NOT DIGNITY, AT LEAST A SOLID CHANCE OF A BLOWJOB. HUSTLER’S MAN ABOUT TOWN TESTS A FUCKTON OF DATING APPLICATIONS AND REPORTS ON THE...

#Selfies

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The War on Smart

“America has become a cruel and vicious place. We reward the shallowest, the dumbest, the meanest and the loudest. We no longer have any common sense of decency. No sense of shame. There is no...

Featured Honeys

Tiffany Watson

Wild Thing

Photography by Steven Andres
12 Photos

Anna Nicole Does Hannah Harper & Mercedez

HUSTLER Classic December 2003

Directed by Anna Nicole Smith. Photography by Clive McLean.
7 Photos

Gisele Mona

Touching

Photography courtesy Larry Flynt Productions
7 Photos

Araya Acosta

America's Finest

Photography by DigitalDesire.com.
12 Photos

Britney Amber

Impressive

Photography by Larry Flynt Productions
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Alice Lighthouse

Dirty Girl

Photography by DigitalDesire.com.
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Publisher's Statement

The “Wicked” Clinton Foundation

Donald Trump and the whole right-wing echo chamber have made a huge fuss over the operation of the Clinton Foundation during the time Hillary was Secretary of State. Yes, some of the Foundation’s donors, including representatives of foreign nations, major corporations and other entities, did also meet with Secretary Clinton to discuss matters of state….

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Showcases

Divine Sex

Divine Sex

Oil Overload 15

Oil Overload 15

Supergirl XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

Supergirl XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

Featured Beavers

Mickee Springs

5 Photos

Le.Lo

4 Photos

Harley & Clarissa

6 Photos

Selena

4 Photos

Politics

Hard Time for Private Prisons

Crime pays. At least it does for the private prison industry, which annually is allocated about 5 billion in taxpayer dollars and nets more than $600 million in profits....

True Patriotism

It was spectacularly great news: Freedom had triumphed, and our flag was still there. Occasionally in a nation’s history, sanity abruptly intervenes when a few heroic figures save the...
Asshole of the Month: Pam Bondi

Asshole of the Month: Pam Bondi

A fresh, new cheerleader has taken center stage on the Donald Trump bandwagon—current Attorney General of Florida and former Fox News legal analyst Pam Bondi. Bondi fleshes out the...