February 2010

FEATURES

THE GIRLS OF FACEBOOK

A Quartet of Cuties Kicks Off Our New Online Talent Hunt

TEMPEST STORM: BURLESQUE’S IMMORTAL SEDUCTRESS

A G-string Legend Recounts Her Exploits With Elvis, JFK and a Nation of Gawkers

VANESSA ROUSSO: PLAYING FOR KEEPS

Drop-Dead Looks and Surprising Savvy Make the Queen of Tournament Poker a Walking Jackpot

CARTOONIST JOHN BILLETTE: GETTING THE LAST LAUGH

A Great Way to Piss Your Life Away

HOW I BECAME PSYCHIC

Divining the Secrets of the Universe is Easier Than You Think

THE Q&A: ELLEN BROWN

Debt Slaves Arise! The Banks Are Making Money Out of Thin Air. Here’s How to Take Back the Power.

DOUBLE DS IN 3-D!

Aaron Warner’s Titillating, Eye-popping Porn

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

CHLOE in "Tie-Dyed Temptress" JAZELLA MOORE in "Controversial Cougar" CINDY HOPE in "You Gotta Have Hope" CHAYSE EVANS in "The Few. The Proud. The Naked." JEWEL SHEPARD in "Bound for Glory" MARLIE MOORE, JANA JORDAN & CHARLIE LYNN in "Three Times the Ladies"

KEEPING IT UP FOR THE KARD-ASS-IANS

Reality Stars Get Spunked

STANDARDS

SEX PARODY

Cougar Town

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Barack Obama’s Biggest Problem By: Larry Flynt

GAME ON

Kickass Chicks, SingStar Queen, Fairytale Fights & G.I. Joe

GEITHNER’S REAL BOSSES KEEP CALLING

Wall Street’s Most Influential CEOs Have Obama’s Treasury Secretary On Speed Dial, and It Pays By: Robert Scheer

ARE WE STILL EXPORTING TORTURE?

Obama Pledges That Suspected Terrorists Will Be Treated in Accordance With American Values but We’ve Heard That Song Before By: Nat Hentoff

AMERICA LOST

Once We Were the Good Guys. What the Heck Happened to Change That? By: Alex Bennett

PAUL CRAIG ROBERTS

Americans: Serfs Ruled by Oligarchs

POLITICAL PARODY

PacifiCare: We’re Number 1! (In Rejected Claims)

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Joe “You Lie!” Wilson

BITS & PIECES

Freedomfest, Barbi Twins Mania and Kate Gosselin Getting a Mouthful

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Kate Gosselin

HOT LETTERS

Lesbo Show for Hubby

CLASSIC CARTOONS

Chuckles of Yore

COUGARS UNLEASHED

Texas Prowler Ashley Jolie

TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH

One For the Road

HUSTLER HUMOR

Warning: Killer Punchlines

PINUP BY LEO LIEBELMAN

 

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Exclusive Interviews: Great White & Wang Chung

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Ali Larter’s Heroic Hooters

FAMOUS FLESH

Murdered Model Jasmine Fiore

COLLEGE REPORT

Who Really Owns That Brainstorm?

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

San Berdoo’s Tina Ann

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Hot for Teachers, Palin P.O.V., Raylene Returns and Vivid Honcho Hunts For Heat

BEAVER HUNT

Appetizing Newbies