February 2009

FEATURES

THE Q&A: H. LOUIS SIRKIN, PART 2

The Famed Defender of Free Speech Explains How Changes in the Law Endanger Your Personal Freedom

HOW TO CHEAT AT FOOTBALL

Award-Winning Sportswriter Explains the NFL’s Dirtiest Tricks

END GAME: THE BUSH FINANCIAL SCAM

Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer Kicks Off Our “Depression Issue” by Exposing How and Why Our Economy Was Destroyed

10 WAYS TO SURVIVE THE DEPRESSION

How To Get Through the Hard Times

RUN YOUR CAR ON VEGETABLE OIL

The “Veggie Van” Man Explains How To Drive On French Fry Oil!

CRUISE ON BOOZE

Methanol: Is It Better Than Gasoline?

YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A DEPRESSION WHEN…

 

HUSTLER’S GREAT GAS GIVEAWAY

Drive Free On Larry Flynt’s Dime!

THE SUNSET STRIP MURDERS

A Psycho Nurse Joins a Sadistic Drifter To Hunt Hookers and Plunge L.A. Into Terror

MY SECRET LIFE AS A STRIPPER

Pole Dances, Pasties, T-bars…and Top Ramen? Sultry Sun Karma Tells All.

COUGARS UNLEASHED #1

They’re Not Older; They’re Better. Growwwllll!

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

CAPRI in "Fill in Her Blanks" REBECCA LYNN in "Golden Opportunity" ANGELINA ARMANI in "She Floored Us" VERONICA SAINT in "This Saint’s A Sinner" JESSICA DIFEO in "Pinch Me, I’m Dreaming" ABBEY BROOKS & DERRICK PIERCE in "Got Gas?" NIKKI JAYNE & FRANZISKA FACELLA in "The Pickup Artist"

STANDARDS

SEX PARODY

It’s What’s For Dinner

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Put the Pigs in Jail! By: Larry Flynt

COMMON SENSE…AND UNCOMMON STUPIDITY

How We’ve Treated the Most Important Decision of Our Lives As A Game By: Robert Scheer

OMAR AL-BASHIR: AFRICA’S HITLER

Why Does the Useless U.N. Let Sudan’s Ruler Get Away With Genocide? By: Nat Hentoff

TALK,TALK,TALK

Cutting My Own Throat In the Pursuit of Honesty and Integrity By: Alex Bennett

TECH KNOW

 

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Kim Kardashian

GAME ON

NBA, MLB and HAC (Hot Asian Chick)

POLITICAL PARODY

Monsanto’s Poisonous Milk

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Joe Lieberman, Israeli Senator?

BITS & PIECES

Kim Kardashian Gets Dicked, Sunny Leone Uploads, Plus Howard Stern’s Blue Iris

HOT LETTERS

Real-Life Erotica From Our Readers

CLASSIC CARTOONS

Taste-Free Giggles From the Past

THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE

Porn Newbie Jessica Valentino

HUSTLER HUMOR

I Just Pissed Myself

GINA KING PINUP

 

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Hinder’s Got Balls, Plus ABC’s Martin Fry and Rocker Matthew Sweet

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Sexy Sci-fi Starlets Milla Jovovich and Jane Fonda

FAMOUS FLESH

Sarah Marshall: London-Calling Brit Nip-slip

TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH

Shit Happens

COLLEGE REPORT

Saving Venerable Trees in Berkeley

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Sarah

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Cockbuster Rollout: Roller Dollz, Pirates II and More

BEAVER HUNT

The Ultimate Amateur Roundup