February 2006

THE ISSUE’S STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

 

FEEDBACK

Correspondence From Home and the Brave

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

William J. Bennett

BITS & PIECES

Boxer Mike Tyson's XXX Career? and More

CELEBRITY-BJ FANTASY

What Would Kelly Ripa Look Like With a Dick in Her Mouth?

HOT LETTERS

MILF Man's Creamy Young Delight

HUSTLER HUMOR

 

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Blue-Movie Showcase, HUSTLER TV, Tom Sizemore Orgy Flick

TECH KNOW

Amazing Gadgets

AURAL PLEASURES

The Brains of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Plus Daryl Palumbo, 22-20s, Hot Discs & Capitol's Las Vegas CD Giveaway

GAME ON

Joystick X-citement

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

E-Spoofing Retail Giant

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Extraordinary Coeds

BEAVER HUNT

Amateur 12-Pack

GIRL PICTORIALS:

KAYLEE in “Up for Anything” CRYSTAL KLEIN & MALOU in “Kiss and Make Up” FAITH & RENO in “Bound 2 Offend” CARLIE BANKS in “Sword Swallower” ERICA in “Look of Love” JESSE CAPELLI & AVERY ADAMS in “Hookah History” HOLLY in “Hell on Wheels”

MONTHLY FEATURES

MUST LOVE DICK

Movie-Ad Parody

WELCOME TO NEW ORLEANS...

Political Parody

THE COW IS NOW

Mancow Muller Soundbites

THE BREAST OF ... ANGELINA JOLIE

Dreamgirl Nude-Scene Retrospective

SCREW HALLMARK!

Outrageous Valentine's Day Cards

REPORT FROM NEW ORLEANS

Katrina Survivors' Despair, Compassion and Civic Pride

FURY OF GLOBAL WARMING

Expert's Fears

"GO FUCK YOURSELF...!"

Interview With Gulf Coast Storm Victim Who Cussed Out Vice President Cheney

IRREVERSIBLE MELTDOWN?

Greenhouse Menace in Siberia

THE VOTER FRAUD MATRIX

The Masters of Election Thievery

LARRY FLYNT: XXX-MAN

Cartoon Adventures

FAMOUS FLESH

Jessica Simpson, Sienna Miller, Natalie Portman, Jessica Alba Nipple-Slips