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HUSTLER Magazine

February 2005

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

I-PUD

HUSTLER Parody

SUSIE BRIGHT

Feminist & Sexual Savant Opens Up

FIRE IN THE HOLE

The Femi-Fascists Get a Taste of a Truly Liberated Woman’s Mind

CRUISE CONTROL

Gord’s Auto Erotica

LOSING MS. PYSCHO

Post-Breakup Safeguards

SMEAR & LOATHING AT MILLS COLLEGE

Gender Tension at Feminist Hotbed

THE GOP DOES GOTHAM

Republican Hypocrites Flaunt “Family Values” During National Convention

CONGRESSMAN DAVID DREIER: GAY & ASHAMED

Expose

BEHIND THE SCENES AT A PORN SHOOT

Cartoon

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

MACHENZIE MACK in "She Gets Wet" HOLLY in "For Art’s Sake" LEXI MARIE in "Start Your Engine!" RAMONA LUV & CHELSEA in "Down ‘n’ Dirty" SOPHIE in "Classy Chassis" TOREY LANE & STEVEN F. in "Where There’s Smoke" VIOLET BLUE & SASHA K. in "Tour de Sex"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

HUSTLER Goes to War: The Feminist Threat By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Diana Russell

BITS & PIECES

Valentine Don’ts, Armpit Festival, Biker’s Boutique & a Reese Suck

HOT LETTERS

Soleful Relaxation

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Pitchforks and Torches

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Big Apple and Motor City Cuties

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

AURAL PLEASURES

Interviews With Prodigy, Von Bondies, Papa Roach; Music News & CD Reviews

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Blue-Movie Showcase With XXX Pix, Nylons Purveyor, R.I.P. Russ Meyer & Celebrity

TECH KNOW

Better Living Through Gadgets

GAME ON

Scoping the Latest Video Games

BEAVER HUNT

Amateur Models From All Over