February 2004

FEATURES

VI$A

A HUSTLER Parody

THE CHEVY BLAZER SUV

Another HUSTLER Parody

RAIDERETTE NUDE-PHOTO SCANDAL

The Oakland Raiders Fired Danielle Gamba for Posing Naked. She Tells Her Story. We Show the Pictures.

LUCKY PIERRE

XXX Director Pierre Woodman Is Rich, Semifamous and May Be the Ultimate Super-Fucker.

HEY IRAQ, WE’RE NOT THAT DIFFERENT!

Cross-Cultural Cartooning

BIZARRE SEX LAWS OF THE USA

Sometimes the Long Arm of the Law Reaches Right Into Your Zipper

WHO’S COUNTING YOUR VOTE?

Right-Wing Corporations Are Programming and Manning Our Nation’s Touch-Screen Voting Machines, Tallying Elections With No Federal Supervision. Worse, Their Software Is Tamper-Prone, and the Machines Leave No Paper Trail. Award-Winning Journalist Greg Palast, Actor Peter Coyote and Author Bev Harris Explain Why the Fix Is Probably in for 2004.

SHATNER AND THE WARTH OF MANCOW

William “Warp Speed” Shatner Answers 30 Questions From Chicago’s Top Radio Personality, Mancow Muller.

JENNA JAMESON BARES ALL

Jenna Opens Up About Britney Spears, Bill O’Reilly and the Time Urine Shot Out of Her Nose

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

CARRIE STARR in "A Real Swinger" JENNA HAZE AND JEN in "Bathing Beauties" SARAH SINN in "Getting Wood" SANDRA SHINE in "Beach Tail" ANDER PAGE AND LEE STONE in "The Lizard King" FELICIA FOX AND BENJAMIN in "Sitting Pretty"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

A Message to the Political Right By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Robert Novak

BITS & PIECES

Weird News, Product Reviews and the Utterly Unclassifiable

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

HOT LETTERS

Prose for Your Hose

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

AURAL PLEASURES

Slayer: Killing Us Loudly With Their Song

BEAVER HUNT

The Natives Are Getting Dressed Less

JENNA TALES

Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

XXX Rated From Top to Slop

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Forms From the Dorms

GAME ON

HUSTLER Plugs You Into the Latest Hot Video Games