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HUSTLER Magazine

February 2003

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

CATERPILLAR

A HUSTLER Ad Parody

SHOOTOUT IN WACO

On the Tenth Anniversary of the Bloody Gunfight Between Government Agents and David Koresh-led Cultists, an ATF Agent Who Fought in the Battle Gives a Firsthand Account of What Went Down and What Went Wrong.

XXX WRESTLING

Meet the Super-sluts of Smackdown. Women’s Pro Wrestling Just Got Nastier. Hoping to Create an Unbeatable Combination, Pro Entrepreneurs Are Adding Gratuitous Sex to Over-the-Top Violence.

SEX PLAY

Blood Lust: Menstruation Lovers Go With the Flow

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

KAYLA AND DEVLIN in "Breathless" IZABEL in "Desert Fox" ELLE in "Fashion Burn" DREAMA in "Incredible Asset" WENDY in "Finger Food" TAYLOR AND JOEY in "Lip Service" ASHLEY AND TRENT in "Anal Retentive"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Does America Have a Free Press? By: Larry Flynt

BITS & PIECES

Now With 30% More Righteous Indignation

HOT LETTERS

Spunk Mail

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Hummers in Uniform: The Return of Extreme Porno Boot Camp

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Amateur Nudists From the Halls of Academia

BEAVER HUNT

Flash Photography Department