December 2010

FEATURES

DENNIS HOPPER: A LIFE WORTH LIVING

Larry Flynt, David Lynch and Michelle Phillips Pay Tribute to Hollywood’s Ultimate Rebel

GEORGE WASHINGTON: AMERICA’S FIRST STONER

Our Founding Fathers Grew and Smoked Marijuana!

MERS: NIGHTMARE OR GOLDMINE?

Paying Off a Mortgage For a House You May Never Own? Blame It On Wall Street

THIS AIN’T AVATAR XXX

Behind-the-Scenes Peek at Our Stellar 3D Porn Parody!

STAR WARZ: G-STRING SEQUEL

Sci-fi Burlesque Queens Rule!

CYPRESS HILL

Talkin’ Weed and More With the Latino Powerhouse

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

AIDEN ASHLEY in "Pearls of Wisdom" TARRA WHITE in "Sex Drive" RILEY STEELE in "Wild, Wild Girl" PRIYA ANJALI RAI in "Erotic Exotic" GINA in "Molled to the Mob" IZY-BELLA BLU & JOHNNY CASTLE in "Let’s Get Physical"

GET SMARTASS

Veronica Rayne, Kayla Paige and Other Supersexy Spies Bare All of Their Secrets in This ’60s-Sitcom Spoof!

STANDARDS

SEX PARODY

SpanishFlyDent Right

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

The Republicans’ Big Lie By: Larry Flynt

GAME ON

Titillating and Terrifying Challenges

NAKED POWER GRAB

On Election Day Remember that the GOP Majority Rejected Extending Unemployment Checks to Millions of Citizens Thrown Out of Work by the Wall Street Debacle By: Robert Scheer

BIG BROTHER BARACK ORDERS OUR BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION

Our President Seems Intent on Telling Us What to Eat and When to Die! By: Nat Hentoff

I, LUDDITE

The Future is Here, But Is It the One We Wanted? By: Alex Bennett

MAMIE VAN DOREN

The Third Sex

POLITICAL PARODY

BP’s Oil Giveaway! Such a Deal!

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Carly Fiorina

BITS & PIECES

Dicking Around With Art, Sofia Sucks, Wacky News and More!

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Sofia Vergara

HOT LETTERS

Lawyer’s Stress-Relief Bonus

CLASSIC CARTOONS

Or Should We Call ’em Clas-sicks?

HUSTLER HUMOR

Gut-Busting Yuks

GIRLS OF FACEBOOK

Lots-to-Like Luckie

SIGHTS&SOUNDS

Interviews with Mötley Crüe’s Vince Neil and Devo’s Gerald Casale, Plus Awesome New Discs

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Sean Young Gets Wild, Crazy and Naked

FAMOUS FLESH

Emphasis on Paris’s Pair

MILF MANIA

Sunshine Stater Cameron Keys

COLLEGE REPORT

Constructive Venture by Talia Kuykendall

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Kinky Theater-Arts Major Zayda

PINUP BY AARON WARNER

 

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Action-Packed Reviews of Batman, Golden Girls and Glee XXX Spoofs

BEAVER HUNT

World’s Greatest Gash Bash—Sisters and All