December 2009

FEATURES

THE AMERICAN EMPIRE IS BANKRUPT

The U.S. Dollar is Circling the Drain and Taking Our Prosperity With It

SPANK YOU!

The Spirit’s Ass-tastic Art

ACE FREHLEY: KISS THIS!

Legendary Guitarist Tells All

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF DANA DeARMOND

Meet the Anything-Goes Porn Star Who Redefines the Word Neurotic

THE Q&A: KIRBY DICK

The Director of Outrage Rips the Doors Off the Political Gay Closet

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO US!

HUSTLER Celebrates 35 Years With a Heavenly Descent Into Hell

FOOTBALL BETTING TIPS

How to Bend the Odds In Your Favor

JESUS GIVES GOOD HEAD

HUSTLER’s Roving Reporter Hangs Out at Richmond Tattoo Festival

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

TUESDAY CROSS in "Our Favorite Day" HARMONY PAXSON in "Drunk on Love" KIMBERLY KATO in "The Early Riser" DANIELLE TRIXIE in "Undercover Lover" MAGGIE in "Shadow Puppet" ALEXIS AMORE & CHARLES DERA in "It Takes Two to Tango"

EVERYBODY LOVES LUCY!

Red-Hot Sitcum

STANDARDS

SEX PARODY

Nurse Jackoff

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Obama: Lost in the Wilderness? By: Larry Flynt

ROBERT RUBIN’S FREE PASS

The Former Cabinet Member Who Played a Big Part in Destroying Our Economy has Prospered, But That’s Just Part of His Legacy By: Robert Scheer

OBAMA’S WAR ON INDIVIDUAL PRIVACY

Why Isn’t the Current President Alarmed That the Bush-Cheney Eavesdropping Technology is More Invasive Than Ever? By: Nat Hentoff

A RUSH TO JUDGEMENT

Is Rush Limbaugh Crazy or Crazy Like a Fox? By: Alex Bennett

WHAT HAPPENED TO GEORGE?

A Homeless Veteran Symbolizes a National Travesty By: Mamie Van Doren

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Daisy De La Hoya

TECH KNOW

 

GAME ON

Fishing Gets Extreme, and the Beatles Rock Again!

POLITICAL PARODY

Monsanto: The Future of Food

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Obama’s Faith-Based Appointee Alexia Kelley

BITS & PIECES

Daisy De La Hoya Gets Dicked, Vince Neil Plays Golf, Kayden Kross & More

PINUP BY GINA KING

 

HOT LETTERS

Fight Night: Wrestling and Reaming

CLASSIC CARTOONS

The Lower the Blow, the Filthier It Is

TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH

Masturbatory Serendipity

THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE

Comely Lindsey Lovehands

HUSTLER HUMOR

Too Soon? Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett Share a Gag

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Charlie Murphy and Teena Marie Remember Rick James

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Heather Graham’s Career High Points

FAMOUS FLESH

Sharon Stone: No Bra? No Problem

COLLEGE REPORT

A Petition for Privacy

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Bama Bookworm Au Naturel

COUGARS UNLEASHED

Sex Diva Raquel Devine

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Seinfeld Scores a XXX, Penny Flame Goes From Rough to Rehab, and Swingers Keep It Real...Sleazy

BEAVER HUNT

Newbies in Their Birthday Suits