December 2008

FEATURES

THE Q&A: GORE VIDAL

The Legendary Writer and Historian (Myra Breckenridge, Lincoln and Imperial America) Muses on Republicans’ Politics of Fear, the Assault on the Constitution, and Our Options for the Future

RANDI RHODES: VOTE FOR OBAMA

Radio’s Outspoken Voice of Rage and Reason Shouts a Warning: You Can Save Our Democracy and Stop the Powermongers If You Think, Act and Vote Democratic!

STRAIGHT TALK ON JOHN McCAIN

If You’d Even Consider Throwing Your Vote at the GOP Candidate, STOP! Read Our 20 Reasons Why Voting for McCain is Hazardous to Your Health, Wealth and the Safety of the Entire Country.

TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH

A New Series of True Sex Stories—Straight From the Mouths of TV’s Cathouse Babes

ICE CUBE

The Hip-Hop Pioneer Raps with Music Editor Keith Valcourt About Bitches, Bling and Bangin’ Tunes

KISS ’N’ TELL: GENE SIMMONS’S MYSTERY SQUEEZE

Traci Anna Koval, the Stacked Bombshell Who Costarred With the Rocker in an Infamous Sex Tape, Reveals More Than Just Her Side of the Story

CHRIS FARLEY

The Roly-Poly Clown was Hefty, Hysterical and Haunted. Talk-Jock Mancow Muller Remembers His Friend’s Chuckles, Tears and Descent Into a Personal Hell.

THE DORK KNIGHT

Cartoonist Noel Anderson Sends Up the Caped Crusader’s Latest Hollywood Incarnation in an Outrageous Spoof. You’ll Cowl—er, Howl—with Laughter.

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

LISA NEILS in "Little Miss Sunshine" NIKKI BROOKS in "Red Menace" VANESA in "Hot Flashes" SHAY LAREN in "Hanging Out" MICHELLE MAYLENE in "Drive It In" TORI BLACK & RYAN KEELY in "The Touch of a Woman" HANNA HILTON & JACK VENICE in "Her First Time"

STANDARDS

SEX PARODY

Jack in the Box

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Vote for Obama By: Larry Flynt

”MAVERICK” WITHOUT MORALS

John McCain Pimps Himself Out for the Chance at Waging War Everlasting By: Robert Scheer

WE NEED A NEW GEORGE ORWELL!

As An English Novelist Foresaw, Big Brother Keeps Getting Bigger and More Intrusive By: Nat Hentoff

THE PERILS OF DEREGULATION

Thanks to a Stupid Government Edict and Penny-Pinching Corporations, Terrestrial Radio is in Dire Straits By: Alex Bennett

TECH KNOW

 

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Jessica Biel

VOTE THEFT FOR IDIOTS

Political Cartoon

POLITICAL PARODY

Exxon’s Doomsday Promise

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Texas Governor Rick Perry

BITS & PIECES

Hollywood Star Jessica Biel Gets a Mouthful; Porn Stars Get Adulation; Vintage Smut

GAME ON

War, Car Crashes and the Incredible Hulk

HOT LETTERS

How to Make Sex Sizzle Again

CLASSIC CARTOONS

 

THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE

Uncaged Libertine Mya Nichole

ARIOCK PINUP

 

HUSTLER HUMOR

Tickling Your Funny Bone

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Extreme’s Nuno Bettencourt, Rocker Jesse Malin and Rapper Bun B

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Indie Darling Asia Argento; Flashbacking Brat Packers Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy

FAMOUS FLESH

Musical Mammaries of Amy Winehouse and Madonna, Plus The Hills’ Whitney Port

COLLEGE REPORT

San Diego State University Drug Bust: Overdose of Justice?

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Extracurricular Nudity

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Our Nautica Thorn Fixation, the Hendrix-Hoax Hype and Max Hardcore’s Fight for Freedom

BEAVER HUNT

Voyeurs’ Favorite Amateur Showcase