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HUSTLER Magazine

December 2004

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

WET CLITS WIN

HUSTLER Product Parody

LET HIM FINISH THE JOB!

Bush/Cheney Election Parody

BUSH GIRLS GONE WILD

A Chronicle of Upper-Crust Bad Apples

BLOOD MONEY AND THE WAR PROFITEERS

Foreign-Policy Expert William Hartung Analyzes Dubya’s Cash Cow--Iraq

BUSH HAS MADE A DIFFERENCE

Evaluating the Administration

ASHCROFT’S JIHAD

The Attorney General’s Battle to Eradicate the Porn Biz

GONE WITH THE WIND: 1 MILLION BLACK BALLOTS

Will This Election Be Rigged Too?

HOW TO APPORACH THE MILLENNIUM WOMAN

A Compendium of Surefire Tips For Nerds, Adonises & Regular Joes

IF I HAD A NICKEL…

Making Cents of the Bush Presidency

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

ZOE BRITTON in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" PIPER & GIANA in "Lesson Learned" AVERY ADAMS in "Shipshape" AUSTYN in "Mirror Image" KITTY in "Wild Blue Yonder". 2004 Beaver Hunt Finalist #4 RANDI & SASHA in "Petal to the Metal" CRISSY & RIK in "Schtup Search"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Anybody but Bush, Part 1 By: Larry Flynt

JENNA TALES

Adventures in the Skin Trade: The Masseuse Sneak Preview

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

J. Dennis Hastert

BITS & PIECES

Survivor Star’s Web Smut, Bayou Ban, Brass Balls Award and Our Latest Celebrity-Fantasy Cocksucker

HOT LETTERS

Prego’s Poop-Chute Nirvana

THE WALLACE REPORT

America’s Voting Paradox

AURAL PLEASURES

Crunkmeister Lil Jon and Steriogram Interviews, CD Reviews and Horny Activists’ Rock-Concert Spectacle

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Virginians Championing Student Rights

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Uninhibited Coeds From the Heartland

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

XXX Reviews, Butt-Freak Roxanne Hall and VP Candidate Marilyn Chambers?

TECH KNOW

Better Living Through Gadgets

GAME ON

The Latest Hot Video Games

BEAVER HUNT

Bevy of Electrifying Hometown Girls