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HUSTLER Magazine

December 2003

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

FROM JUSTIN TO KELLEY

A HUSTLER Parody

HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM HUSTLER!

Another HUSTLER Parody

”C” IS FOR CORPORATE TAKEOVER

Yet Another HUSTLER Parody

WHO IS THE REAL JOE SCARBOROUGH?

While the Media Obsessed Over Chandra Levy, Another Congressional Staffer Was Found Dead in MSNBC Talk-Show Host Joe Scarborough’s Office. Unlike Gary Condit, Scarborough Got a Free Ride From the Press.

RIFFIN’ WITH GRIFFIN

Kathy Griffin on Hollywood, Beaver Hunt and Equine Fellatio

SPECIAL MOVIE SECTION! LARRY CLARK

The Kids Aren’t All Right. The Director of Kids Returns With Ken Park, and “Uplifting” Film About Teenage Sex, Murder and Suicide.

MICHAEL MADSEN

Mr. Blonde Talks Our Ear Off. Madsen Discusses the New Tarantino Film, Kill Bill, in Which He Plays “A Very Savage Individual.”

CABIN FEVER

Eli Roth’s Real-Life Hollywood Horror Story. After Struggling to Make His Horror Film Cabin Fever, Eli Roth Has Achieved His Goal: To Scare the Shit Out of People.

THE ILLUSTRATED MA’AM

Tattoo Expert Bob Baxter Presents the Golden State’s Inked-Up Beauties

FEDS VS. MEDS

The Federal Government Busted Ed Rosenthal for Growing Medical Marijuana by Order of His Own City. Rosenthal Is Fighting Back.

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

MICHELLE in "Caught on Tape" LONNIE in "!Mamacita Caliente!" ANNA NICOLE DOES HANNAH HARPER AND MERCEDEZ in "Anna Nicole Does Hannah Harper and Mercedez" LADY in "Lockers and Knockers" VICKY VETTE in "Four-Ever Young". 2003 Beaver Hunt Finalist #4 SHAWNIE AND JOHN in "Roadside Ass-istance" CAMERON AND TYLER in "Baring Fruit"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Looking for a Few Good Men (and Women) By: Larry Flynt

ASSSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Simon L. Leis Jr.

BIT & PIECES

Linda Lovelace, the Musical

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

AURAL PLEASURES

Nikki Sixx, Donna D’Errico and More!

HOT LETTERS

Written in Pink

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

GAME ON

Plugging Into the Latest Hot Video Games

BEAVER HUNT

Girls From the Raw Sides of the Tracks

JENNA TALES

Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Thomas Zupko, Porn Visionary

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Hot Student Bodies