December 2002

FEATURES

STRECHERS

A HUSTLER Ad Parody

MALE STRIPPERS BARE ALL

The Ups and Downs of Dancing for Dames

THE POONTANG CHALLENGE REAL PUSSY VS. POCKET PUSSY

High-Speed Computers Routinely Defeat the World's Greatest Chess Masters, but Can a Pocket Twat Outperform a Fleshand-Blood Porn Star? A Horny Reporter Screws XXX Actress Jewel De'Nyle and a Mold of Her Vagina to Find Out.

THE STEPFORD WHORES MIND-CONTROLLED SEX SLAVES OR DELUDED DITZES?

A Handful of Women Claim to Have Been Brainwashed Love Servants to the World's Most Powerful Politicians. Is the CIA Manipulating the Minds of Young Girls and Turning Them Into Female Fuckbots, or Are These Self-Proclaimed Human Playthings Just Screwed in Their Heads?

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

Andora in "XXX Games". 2002 Beaver Hunt Finalist #4 Jassie in "Cat Nips" Kylie in "Edible Complex" Lolly in "Grande Mocha" Bayse in "Culture Gash" Shelby Terri and Chris in "Three if Bi Sea" Carmen and Escamillo in "Free for All" Priscilla and Ekzavir in "Assembly Required"

STANDARDS

BITS & PIECES

Getting Crude About Oil

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Ann Coulter

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

BEAVER HUNT

Neighborhood Tail Does Welcome Waggin'

HOT LETTERS

Billets-Cooze

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

How to Suck Seed in Business: Tips for Budding Porn Stars

HUSTLER Humor