December 1994

FEATURES

BITS & PIECES

Win a Degree in Celebrity Gynecology

A PERSONAL STATEMENT TO RICHARD GERE AND CINDY CRAWFORD

 

FEEDBACK

Debating the Color of Honey

A HUSTLER EDITOR IN HELL

A Frightening, Flaming Photo-Fantasy

HO’ SEPHINE-PLUMBER/PROSTITUTE

Comic-Book Carnality With a Liquid Plumber

SPERM-IT DOES A BODY GOOD

A Message from HUSTLER's Dairy Council

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Say Goodbye to Superstar Savannah

AD PARODY

The Length HUSTLER Readers Will Go for Pleasure

HOT LETTERS

A Sailor Gets All Hands on Dick

ODD COUPLINGS

HUSTLER Mixtures of Madness and Mayhem

SUICIDE IS FOR LOSERS

A HUSTLER Public-Service Message

SEX PLAY

Porn Tapes Make Great Lays: The Mounting Success of Hard-Core-Video Sex Therapy

MAGAZINE PARODY

E'squeer

GIRL PICTORIALS:

CENTERFOLD: BRANDY in “Sticking Out” LANA in “Pretty Poser” SHEENA in “Heavy Ma’am” CHASEY AND NOELLE in “Powder Burn”

MOVIE PARODY

The Little Assholes

AD PARODY

Assure Pussy Deodorant

HOUSE OF SPLOOGE

Inside Porn Queen Alicia Rio's Rent-Share Lair

STINK CAVE AND OTHER CONCERNS

The Comeback of Cutting-Edge Comedy

SARA, BLONDIE AND DAVE

Stir Crazy

HUSTLER HUMOR

 

SWEET POISON

The Harmful Drug Called NutraSweet

BEAVER HUNT

Pussy's Always Pinker on Our Side of the Fence