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HUSTLER Magazine

December 1983

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO LARRY

FEEDBACK WASHINGTON DAISY CHAIN DEAR GRANNY BITS & PIECES The Cardinal Cooke Leukemia Lottery, Christmas Gift Guide ... and More X-RATED REVIEWS SHOWDOWN IN LAS VEGAS: THE WORLD SERIES OF POKER THE VICKI MORGAN SEX TAPES BIG BABIES: THE FETISH OF INFANTILISM HOT JUNGLE LUST

GIRL PICTORIALS:

ANDROID INA in “Orgasmatron” CENTERFOLD: BERNADETTE in “Elegant Encounter” HUSTLER HUMOR THE SHRINK AND THE NYMPHO CHRISTMAS IN AMERICA STROKE ME TENDER

GUEST EDITORIAL

Al Goldstein PRINCE ALBERT OF MONACO, NUDE!

BEAVER HUNT

Open Season BEAVER SPOTLIGHT

HONEY

Honey Visits a HUSTLER Reader

MAIL-ORDER FEEDBACK

Getting Tough

SEX PLAY

Quiz: Can You Talk Dirty?

KINKY KORNER

Fist-Fucking: A Cramping Twist