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HUSTLER Magazine

August 2009

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

JAYME LANGFORD: A DAY IN THE LIFE

Hangin’ With Porn’s Rockin’ Coed

XXX-MEN ORIGINS: KILLVERINE!

HUSTLERizing a Blockbuster Flick

PING-PONG IN BANGKOK

The Whacky Things a Pussy Can Do!

SWEAT, SEX AND SADISM

Testosterone Titillators From the ’50s

BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE

High-Voltage Shock Jock

THE DIRTY POLITICS OF FOOD, PART 2

Recipe for Disaster

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

ZEINA HEART in "Tease to Please" RILEY NICOLE in "Zip File" TAYLOR VIXEN in "Sexy Eyes" BRIANNE COX in "We Saw Her First" CLASSIC BEAUTY Pauline: Autumn Petals TORY LANE & CHRIS JOHNSON in "Sex in Da Club" THIS AIN’T HAPPY DAYS XXX in "Sitcum Sneak Peek"

STANDARDS

SEX PARODY

Renée Zellweger: Doin’ the Town

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Obama vs. FDR By: Larry Flynt

FRAUD ON A GRAND SCALE

As America’s Financial Crisis Worsens, a Presidential Advisor Reaps Suspicious Millions By: Robert Scheer

WILL OBAMA CONFRONT ACADEMIA’S CONTEMPT FOR FREE SPEECH?

The President is Briefed on Rampant First Amendment Abuses at U.S. Colleges By: Nat Hentoff

LET’S TAKE OUT THE TRASH

Preoccupied with Sensationalizing Tabloid Stories, the Mainstream Media has Forgotten What Journalism is All About By: Alex Bennett

TECH KNOW

Win a Vado HD Camcorder!

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Michelle Bachmann

GAME ON

Screwable Toon Chicks, Riddick’s Return and Eat Lead

EROTIQUE

The Legendary Sex Goddess Riffs on Sex, Porn, the Internet, Religion, Drive-in Movies-And Did We Mention Sex? By: Mamie van Doren

POLITICAL PARODY

Singulair: Breathe Uneasy

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal

BITS & PIECES

Legends of Lust, Congresswoman Gets Dicked and Fucking Lizards!

HOT LETTERS

Seeing Double on a Down-and-Up Day!

CLASSIC CARTOONS

Get Offended All Over Again

PINUP BY SANDRA CHANG

 

THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE

Bangin’ Asian Lily Lava

TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH

Natalie Dylan: Virgin for Sale

COUGARS UNLEASHED

Christine Au Naturel

HUSTLER HUMOR

For Best Results, Read on the Crapper

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Slash on GNR’s Early Days and a Rap With Hip-hop Legend Grandmaster Flash

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Sissy Spacek’s Fleshtastic Career

FAMOUS FLESH

Queen of Overexposure Paris Hilton

COLLEGE REPORT

NYU’s “Nothing to Hide” Protesters

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Bare-assed Bookworm

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Insatiable Dana DeArmond, Head-to-Head Nurses and Sunset Thomas’s Swan Song

BEAVER HUNT

Skin-mag Newbies