August 2008

FEATURES

THE 9/11 CONSPIRACY: NOT JUST PARANOIA

Major U.S. and International Critics—Politicians, Intelligence Agents, Generals, Police, Even the Former President of Italy—Express Concern for Truth

LITTLE TINY BUDGETS & GREAT BIG TITS

Writer-Director Jim Wynorski, Creator of Memorable Mammary Movies Like The House on Hooter Hill, Calls for Action: “Okay, Girls, Pop those Tops!”

THE Q&A: STEPHANIE MILLER

From the Left-wing and Left Field, Radio’s Goddess of Politics and Fart Jokes Bares her Sass as HUSTLER Comes Calling

ROCK ’N’ ROLL FANTASY CAMP

Cathouse Cutie Brooke Taylor and Radio Shock Jock Mancow Muller Live Out their Rock-star Fantasies

SUGAR DADDY CENTRAL

They’re Rich, They Want Young Stuff, and They Pay for the Privilege

SOME LIKE IT FAT

Massive Mountains of Womanhood and the Guys Who Dig Them

TABOO ILLUSTRATED

The Mind-set of a Hot-and-Nasty Collection of Kinky Visual Delights

ALFALFAFIELD

Comic-Strip Movie Spoof

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

MISTY ANDERSON in "Play Misty For Me" ROXANNE in "English Muffin" CALI-LUV in "Luv to Love You" ANGIE SAVAGE in "Porn to Be Wild" DEE LILY in "Insatiable Geisha Girl" MIKAYLA & GEORGIA JONES in "Making Beautiful Music Together" MELISSA LAUREN, BEN ENGLISH & TOMMY GUNN in "Three’s Company"

STANDARDS

MOVIE AD PARODY

There Will Be Cum

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

The Looting of America By: Larry Flynt

LAND OF THE FREE?

Less and Less So Every Year-And at Enormous Cost By: Robert Scheer

GITMO OFFICERS DEFY BUSH

Conscience Rears its Head From the Pit of Illegality that is Guantanamo. By: Nat Hentoff

TECH KNOW

 

VOTE THEFT FOR IDIOTS

Political Cartoon

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Tila Tequila

POLITICAL PARODY

Hershey’s: Kiss This!

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Senator John McCain

GAME ON

Alone in the Dark, Classic Atari

BITS & PIECES

Tila Tequila Gets Dicked, Jenna Gets Illustrated, Sunset Thomas Calls it a Day

HOT LETTERS

Lady Exec’s Frisky Business

CLASSIC CARTOONS

Gross Guffaws from the Past

THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE

Nubile Northerner Nikki-Marie

ARIOCK PINUP

 

HUSTLER HUMOR

 

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Exclusive Interviews With Men at Work’s Colin Hay and Rapper Chamillionaire

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Luscious Lucy Liu and MILF of the Century Angie Dickinson

FAMOUS FLESH

The Notable Nipples of Britney Spears, Demi Moore and Sienna Miller

COLLEGE REPORT

Corporate Media Giant Sets Sights on Colorado State University Newspaper

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

California Coed Mai Ly

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Raves for Thrust and Cockasian #2, Plus a Talk-and-Gawk With Ultra Hot Katsuni

BEAVER HUNT

Your Nasty Neighbors Bare All