August 2004

FEATURES

MEMORSEX

A HUSTLER Parody

M&M’S: A SWEET DEAL

Another HUSTLER Parody

PROBING DICK

Comedian Andy Dick Tells All—Maybe a Little Too Much

THE UNDECLARED WAR AGAINST THE PEOPLE

George Monbiot Exposes the Worldwide War Against the Working Class

BARBI TWINS INTERVENTION

Can Shane and Sia Cure Jeff the Vomitmaster?

OH, MY GUSH!

How to Make a Woman Squirt: An Intrepid Reporter Learns the Proper Method to Make a Gal Shoot She-Juice

SPOONGLOW

Are Your Household Items Radioactive? Savings Trump Safety in the Multibillion-Dollar Recycled Radiation Business.

CHUCK ZITTO CAN KICK YOUR ASS!

Inside the Mind of Possibly the Toughest Man on Earth

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

CAMERON CAIN in "Smokin’!" LONI AND JUDITH in "Last Resort" MERCEDEZ in "Big Top" JESSICA JAYMES in "All Tied Up" DANNI in "Natural Wonder" CATALINE AND JOHN in "Gold Member" DANA AND JAY in "Science XXX-periment"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

A Family Affair By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Michael Powell

BITS & PIECES

Disney Battles Syphilis and O’Reilly Wine a Reprieve

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

HOT LETTERS

Gash Notes

AURAL PLEASURES

Rap-Rock Pioneers Downset

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

BEAVER HUNT

Twat’s Up in the Neighborhood

JENNA TALES

Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Did You Hear the One About the Polish Gang-Bang?

THE WALLACE REPORT

Obscenity Laws Are Obscene!

TECH KNOW

Better Living Through Gadgets

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Ivy League Sex Week

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

The Future of America Is Naked

GAME ON

The Latest Hot Video Games