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HUSTLER Magazine

August 2001

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

PISSLIPS WETSCREEN

A HUSTLER Ad Parody

CROUCHING BEAVER, HIDDEN PYTHON

A HUSTLER Movie Parody

ODD SPICE

Another HUSTLER Ad Parody

SEX PLAY

Piercing Pleasures: Pain Lovers Hooked on Pins and Needles

XXX BUSHWHACKED!

Bill Clinton's Soft-on-Porn Presidency Meant Eight Banner Years of Freedom, Prosperity and Bukkake for the Adult-Film Industry. With George W. Bush in the White House, Smut Merchants Brace for a Hard-Core Crackdown.

THE MILITARY MISADVENTURES OF PRIVATE ASSHOLE

David Guyer Wanted to Be a Soldier; Surpassing all Expectations, He Wound up Becoming One of the Biggest Fuckups in the History of the Marine Corps.

GIRL PICTORIALS:

TATIANA AND JOEL in “Jersey Girl” INGA in “Swede Honey” SABRINA AND HER DIRTY DICK in “How to Stuff a Wild Browneye” TYLER in “Nashville Pussy” CENTERFOLD:PHOENIX in “Piddle Miss Perfect” JASMINE AND JUDITH in “Womb Service” ESSENCE in “Third Baste” 2001 Beaver Hunt Finalist #3 LUCY in “Smells Like Teen Split”

STANDARDS

BITS & PIECES

Island of Misfit Sex Toys: Rejects From the HUSTLER Catalogs

FEEDBACK

Writing Wrongs

HOT LETTERS

Poon and Ink

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Cootchy-Cooze: Tickling Videos Offer a Soft Stroke

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth HUSTLER HUMOR

BEAVER HUNT

Ball-Bloaters on Parade