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HUSTLER Magazine

August 1996

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

BITS & PIECES

Where Has All the Semen Gone? HUSTLER's H-Chip Saves Slime-Time TV

FEEDBACK

Readers Write Back

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Real-Time Sluts

HOT LETTERS

Revenge of the Nerps

SEX PLAY

Female Friends: Why Bother?

GIRL PICTORIALS:

SADIE in “Haystacked” 1996 Beaver Hunt Grand Prize Finalist #3 TATYANA AND DIANE in “Bottom Feeders” APRIL in “Hole in One” CENTERFOLD: JULIA in “Regal Baring”

FIGHTING QUEER

The Anatomy of a Fag Basher

IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SECEDE…

The Rise of Secessionism in America HUSTLER HUMOR THE BLACKMAN’S GUIDE TO SEDUCING WHITE WOMEN WITH THE AMAZING POWER OF VOODOO

BRIANNA AND JAX

Breaking New Ground

BEAVER HUNT

Female Friends: Why Bother?