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HUSTLER Magazine's April 2025 Issue

 

Featured Articles

Sex Superstars: Blond Bombshells

In appreciation of the beautiful blondes who have graced these pages, HUSTLER presents a selection of fair-headed powerhouses and fan favorites—women who represent the gold...

Natalie Cuomo: Funny as Fuck

Natalie Cuomo is hard to pin down. Is she the “Queen of Queens,” a bad girl of comedy who loves to roam the dark streets of the Big City? Or a sensitive soul whose first tattoo was of a...

Birthday Delights

We’ve found a way to counter poet T.S. Eliot’s assessment that “April is the cruelest month” by bringing back five Beavers celebrating birthdays in April. “I want to be the most daring girl...

Featured Honeys

Tia & Julian

History of the Cigar

Thomas Rifter
10 Photos

Erin Everheart

Letting Her Hair Down

Larry Flynt Productions
8 Photos

Holly

Hell on Wheels

John Brant
15 Photos

Shelena

Beautiful Dreamer

Davide Esposito
20 Photos

Candy White

Tasty Licks

Larry Flynt Productions
6 Photos

Violet Voss & Ama Rio

Making Waves

Ellen Stagg
22 Photos
Courts Are the Answer to Chaos

Publisher's Statement

Courts Are the Answer to Chaos

Trump is purposefully creating mayhem on a daily basis with a barrage of executive orders: directives halting federal grants and loans, firing inspectors general, stopping foreign aid and hobbling the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission and National Labor Relations Board. He has sent emails to millions of federal employees offering resignations, challenged birthright citizenship, threatened to…

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Nanny & College Cuties Cram Bones

Nanny & College Cuties Cram Bones

Featured Beavers

Elizabeth Romanova

4 Photos

Callie Myers

4 Photos

Politics

Asshole of the Month: Kash Patel

Asshole of the Month: Kash Patel

Every tin-pot authoritarian leader in history has maintained power with one essential asset: a ruthless, obedient henchman as chief of state security—the badass SOB who imprisons, tortures and kills...