April 2011

FEATURES

THE MISADVENTURES OF CHARLIE SHEEN

Actor’s Mishaps, Sexploits and All-Around Fuckups Amusedly Revisited

TWO AND A HALF GRAMS

A Charlie Sheen Send-Up Too Outlandish For Any TV Network

BUNNYRANCH CONTEST WINNER: KING FOR A DAY!

One Lucky Reader Has the Time of His Life At Our Fave Bordello

A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE

The Lowdown on Vermonters Clamoring for the Unthinkable—Secession!

CARROT TOP: GIVE HIM PROPS

The Outrageous Comic Talks About His Ascent, Plastic Surgery, Steroids and Our Kind of Dad

UFOs? HERE AND MAYBE IN YOUR GARDEN!

Author Leslie Kean Amasses a Bevy of Extremely Credible Eyewitness Testimony

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF AURORA SNOW

Meet an A-list Porn Star With Amazing Family Values

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

MADISON IVY in "Itching to Try" COURTNEY PAGE in "Rock ’n’ Roll Fantasy" EMMA MAE in "No, Emma Will" BREE MORGAN in "Not That Innocent" PAULA in "Private Study" CAPRI ANDERSON & TOASTBOY in "Charlie’s Angel"

THIS AIN’T TWO AND A HALF MEN XXX

Spoofing a TV Sitcom With Charlie Sheen as a Womanizer Was a No-Brainer

STANDARDS

SEX PARODY

Tangle

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

A Warning for Barack Obama By: Larry Flynt

TECH KNOW

Win a Sound Blaster Speaker!

GAME ON

Four New Must-Play Titles

PEACE PRESIDENT? NOT YET!

Barack Obama’s Afghan War Policy is a Far Cry From his Campaign Promises By: Robert Scheer

GEORGE W. BUSH NOW ADMITS A WAR CRIME?

But Don’t Expect to See the Ex-President or Any of His Brutal Inquisitors Put on Trial By: Nat Hentoff

IT’S FUCKIN’ SERIOUS, EVERYBODY

…But I Don’t Want to Panic You By: Alex Bennett

MAMIE VAN DOREN

The Big Studios Remembered

POLITICAL PARODY

Join the Tea Party

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Meghan McCain

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Sen. John McCain

BITS & PIECES

Carmen Electra’s Visit, Adultcon Babes & More!

HOT LETTERS

How to Butt-Fuck a GOP Cutie

CLASSIC CARTOONS

Healthy Sickos From the Past

HUSTLER HUMOR

You’ll Soon be Dead From Laughter, So Call a Mortician!

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Guitar Hero Zakk Wylde Discusses His…Sex Change?!

FAMOUS FLESH

Angelique Morgan’s Rack

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Shower Scenes That’ll Drain Ya!

PINUP

 

COUGARS UNLEASHED

One-Won’t-Cut-It Calliste

GIRLS OF FACEBOOK

Romantic Adventuress Jessica

COLLEGE REPORT

Falling In Line

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Carolina Bookworm Angelique

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Loads of XXX Showbiz Parodies

BEAVER HUNT

April Fool’s Snatch