April 2006

THE ISSUE’S STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

 

FEEDBACK

Reader Correspondence Center

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Bob Woodward

BITS & PIECES

J.C. Antics, Impressive Putter & More

CELEBRITY FANTASY

What Would Heather Locklear Look Like With a Dick in Her Mouth?

TECH KNOW

Nifty New Gadgets

HOT LETTERS

Exec's New Stern Boss

HUSTLER HUMOR

 

AURAL PLEASURES

Keeping Abreast of the Music Scene

GAME ON

Latest Video Challenges

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Texas's Stoner Holiday

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Academic Striporama

BEAVER HUNT

Amateur Cooze Roundup

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Blue-Movie Showcase Featuring Megabuck Pirates Jenna's Devilish New Smash, Jizz-Biz Superbash

GIRL PICTORIALS:

KAYDEN KROSS in “Call of the Wild” NEVAEH & CELESTE STAR in “How to Pick Up Chicks” TARYN & MATT in “Taking the Plunge” CENTERFOLD: VALENTINA in “Around the Benz” DANA in “Mystery Muse” NIKOL & JENNY in “Pen Pals United” LUX CASSIDY in “How to Succeed ...”

MONTHLY FEATURES

HOW GOOD IS JACK W. DANIEL’S?

White House Parody

FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE

"American Dream" Parody

HAS OUR GOVERNMENT GONE BEYOND TREASON?

Joyce Riley on the Truth About Gulf War Health Dangers and Massive Cover-up

THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE

Submissive's Memoir

SIRIUS RADIO'S ALEX BENNETT

 

FAMOUS FLESH

Courtney Love, Jenny McCarthy, Tiffani Thiessen

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Anne Hathaway, Christina Ricci Nude Clips

THE PICKUP ARTIST'S BIBLE

Secrets of Master Womanizers

HEAVILY ARMED AND READY FOR ACTION

Do Mercenaries Spell Future Martial Law?

GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES!

Hot Rod Pinups

TARA REID Q&A

 

DOGGY-STYLE!

Canine Chatter

POLITICAL PLAYTHINGS

Make Your Own GOP Cross-Dressers