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HUSTLER Magazine

April 2005

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

COLOMBIAN COCAINE

HUSTLER Political Parody

INTERVIEW WITH A TIME TRAVELER

John Titor’s Startling Predictions

MICHAEL C. RUPPERT

The Impending End of Peak Oil

NEWS FLASH: TARA REID

Movie Star’s Peekaboo Booby

BILLBOARD LIBERATION

Advertisers’ Worst Nightmare

TAKING A PORN STAR HOME TO MEET MOM

A Writer’s Eventful Trek to Nantucket

HUSTLER STRIKES BACK

Round 3 With the Femi-Nazis

HOW TO DATE A KINKY GIRL

Keys to Bonding With Deviant Miss Right

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

ADELLE in "Pearl Diving" TARNEY & CANDY in "Desert Flowers" JESSICA ROCKWELL in "Weapons of Mass Distraction" CHANTELLE FONTAIN in "Making a Splash" MINDY VEGA in "Something Sweet" LANNY BARBY & JULIAN in "Coming Clean" SAMANTHA RYAN & TRAVIS KNIGHT in "Lust in Translation"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

A Message to Militant Feminists By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Dr. James Dobson

BITS & PIECES

Osama-Bush Summit, Coulter Mouthful, HUSTLER Club Kudos & More

HOT LETTERS

Ex-Fatty’s Orgasmic Pussy Diet

AURAL PLEASURES

Mix Master Mike, Good Charlotte Q&A’s; Music News; Expanded CD/DVD Reviews

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

XXX-Video Reviews; Vivid’s Lexi Marie; the Scoop on Japan’s Interactive Erotica

GAME ON

Evaluating the Latest Video Games

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Live Green, Get Laid!

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Euro Coed & Keira’s Naughty Encore

TECH KNOW

Better Living Through Gadgets

BEAVER HUNT

Desirable, Morale-Raising Amateurs