April 2004

FEATURES

AT&A WIRELESS

A HUSTLER Parody

BEBE

Just Look the Other Way Another HUSTLER Parody

STRETCHED THIN, LIED TO AND MISTREATED

Dispatch From Iraq by an Embedded Journalist

MARY CAREY

Our Future President? Gubernatorial Candidate/Porn Actress Mary Carey Speaks Candidly About Taxes, Tits and Tom Green’s Testicle.

THEE FEET HIGH AND RIDING

Big Thrills at the Midget Rodeo

PINK IN BLACK AND WHITE

The Pussy Portraiture of Nick Karras

BABES, BEASTS AND BALLYHOO

Sexy Sci-Fi Posters of the ‘50s and ‘60s

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Report From UCSB Halloween in Santa Barbara

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

CHARLIE AND SUNNY in "Toy Story" LEAH in "Animal Attraction" SUNRISE ADAMS in "Speaking Out" JELENA JENSEN in "Hot Shot" LAURIE WALLACE in "Behind the Scenes" KITTY, JUDY, ASHLEY, TANYA AND HOLLIE in "Beach Blanket Bimbos" KATE AND JOEY RAY in "Some Pussy for the Devil"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Why Jessica Lynch Isn’t in This Issue By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Andrew H. Card Jr.

BITS & PIECES

Arnold Gets Shitfaced and a Consumer Guide for Johns

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

HOT LETTERS

We Hope That’s Glue on the Envelope

AURAL PLEASURES

Sebastian Bach From Skid Row to Broadway

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

BEAVER HUNT

Cooze From the Home Front

GAME ON

The Latest Hot Video Games

JENNA TALES

Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

XXX Reviews You Can Bank On

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Bone Up on Their Anatomy