HUSTLER Magazine

April 2003

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

TRAVELCARD

A HUSTLER Ad Parody

CELL, YES!

Can This Car Save the Planet and Get You Laid?

MICHAEL MOORE

Smart White Man. Gun Violence, Election Theft and Corporate Corruption Piss Off Michael Moore, and He Wants You to Be Angry Too.

PORN IN THE FAMILY

Taboo-Breaking Relatives Have Recently Been Performing Together in XXX Sex Scenes. Blood-Related, On-Camera Fuckers Discuss Showing Skin With Their Kin.

SEX PLAY

What’s in a Porn Name? The Etymology of Blue-Movie Monikers.

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

COOKING WITH CHANCE AND HOLLY in "Cooking with Chance and Holly" ANNE BELLE in "Blow Your Horn" SVETLANA in "Old World, New Lust" JENNA AND AMERICA’S MAGAINE in "I Consider Myself a HUSTLER Girl" IVONA in "Within Her Grasp" CASSIE, AIMEE AND BEN in "Fucking Like Rabbits" STACY AND TRENT in "Beached Wails"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Wake Up, America! By: Larry Flynt

BITS & PIECES

Harry Potter and the Accidental Vibrator

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

FRESH FROM THE NET

The World Wide Web’s Best Amateur Porn

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

From Fully Erect to Absolute Dreck

HOT LETTERS

Written in Pink

BEAVER HUNT

Hometown Nudists Flap Their Tails

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

HUSTLER Is Looking for Student Bodies