April 2002

FEATURES

XXXTRA SEMEN-FREE CUM

A HUSTLER Ad Parody

A TRAGEDY WE COULD LIVE WITH

Wishful Thinking by Bob Muleady

GUYS AND SILICONE DOLLS

Fucking an Inanimate Rubber Object Has Never Been So Gratifying. Today’s Doll Boffers No Longer Need to Blow Up Their Surrogate Girlfriends, but Some Modern, Super-Realistic Sex Mannequins Are Breathtaking Nonetheless.

DEAD LAYS

For Horny Necrophiles Who Troll Morgues and Graveyards in Search of a Good Time, the Term “Dear Departed” Takes on Profound Meaning.

SEX PLAY

Save the Lap Dance for Me: The Twisted Truth About Dating Pole Polishers.

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

ABIGAIL in "Wood Nymph" ANITA AND ANITA in "Shop a Feel" MONIQUE in "Skinny-Dipper" ANNE in "A Screw World Order" SHAUNDRA in "Goes Public" JASSE AND RANDY in "Trick Off" NIKITA AND RENO in "Wise Ass"

STANDARDS

BITS & PIECES

Putting the Poon in Lampoon

HOT LETTERS

Filthy Reader Confessions

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Raunch Rated From Top to Slop

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

HUSTLER HUMOR

A gaggle of real gut-busters

BEAVER HUNT

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