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HUSTLER Magazine

April 1995

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

BITS & PIECES

Marvel at Cunts With Brains and a Canine Who Gives Girls His Bone

IT’S SHOSHANNA TIME!

He Who First Fucks Seinfeld's Ex Wins HUSTLER for Life

FEEDBACK

Readers Come to Praise HUSTLER, Not Bury Us

AD PARODY

CK-Nun Cologne

HUSTLER’S REAL WORLD

The Contest Climaxes With a Photo Journal of Coed Cohabitation

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Viewers Whack Back and Vote for '95's Best Porn Performances

HOT LETTERS

Getting to the Bottom of a Baby-Sitter's Duties

XXX-MEN

HUSTLER Salutes Porn's All-Time Most Stellar Studs

APRIL FOOLS’ PRANKS FOR LOVERS

An Illustrated Guide to Gross-Out Gags

SEX PLAY

The Mercy Fuck: Tossing One to the Luckless

AD PARODY

Spurtoff Vodka

TRULY BIZARRE

Whips and Chains and Porn Stars in Pain

GIRL PICTORIALS:

CENTERFOLD: LISA in “Czech, Please” SHEENA AND CECELIA in “Who's the Boss?” PRYCE LEIGH in “Lip Service” CHRISTIE LEE in “Checkmate”

JAKE AND BRETT

Hotwheels

ANGIE

 

HUSTLER HUMOR

 

GOOD-GUY SPIES

Civil-Rights Watchdogs Doing Domestic Surveillance for Uncle Sam

BEAVER HUNT

Take the First Look at Uncharted Nook