Did you hear the one about the airline passenger who got upgraded to first-class because the guy seated next to her was watching porn in plain sight?
Actress Melanie Schofield, 19, posted the whole thing to TikTok and told the Daily Dot how the passenger in question was an absolute dick about the whole thing, hogging both armrests and squishing up against her with no regard for personal space. Rage level: Will Smith slap. Too soon?
Obviously this dude was just begging for a spot on the no-fly list, but let’s put aside that fact for two minutes and do a quick refresher on how to watch porn when you are out and about. We know you’re excited that the new Savannah Sixx scene just dropped, but there’s a right way and a wrong way to enjoy adult content in public. Trust us—we’re professionals.
