Our apologies—we really can’t wait to stop talking about Trump. But Gabriella Paiella’s piece for New York magazine, “Why Are Trump’s Hands Always Making the Symbol for ‘Vagina,’” posed a question too good to pass on. The piece was accompanied by 20 or so photo illustrations of Trump over the years, in a variety of settings and contexts, hands assuming the indicated position.
Body language expert Nicolas Fradet says that “steepling” (“what you call palms that face each other with just the fingertips touching”) “is a display of confidence and self-assurance.” While HUSTLER has yet to receive proof positive that Trump’s small hands do not indicate a tiny pecker, we are confident Babyfingers’ hands form a generous vagina.