The following is a sort of footnote to our overview of household products that can safely be used as lube (see “DIY Lube”). To be honest, it’s more of a warning: Despite what you’ve seen on Reddit, do not put your dick anywhere near a banana peel.
The New York Post picked up on a recent Reddit thread in which users proclaim banana peels to be Mother Nature’s pocket pussy. It even gets a thumbs-up from JackInWorld, a site considered the DIY jerkoff bible for men.