God became so fed up with the state of international affairs that He decided to destroy the world. So He gathered George Bush, Mikhail Gorbachev and Yitzhak Shamir and commanded each of them to tell their people in their own way.
President Bush went on prime-time TV. “My fellow Americans, I have good news and bad news. The good news is, there is a God. The bad news is that He is going to destroy the world.”