After meeting a sexy young woman at a local bar, lucky Henry was invited back to her place, where they engaged in a night of passionate, raunchy sex. She could be the one, thought Henry. The next morning, as he dressed, he noticed a picture of a handsome, fit man on the dresser. Henry began to worry that the man might be the woman’s jealous boy friend or husband.
“Excuse me,” Henry asked, gently waking his lover. “Who is that a picture of? It’s not your husband, is it?” “Oh, no,” said the woman. “That was me before the operation.”