The naughty minxes of Cosmo are at it again, doling out sex-positive advice for lovers looking to spice things up in the bedroom or wherever their readers are doing it these days (insert anal sex joke here). We’re all about that nasty patter, so naturally our curiosity was piqued when we happened upon their seven-day “dirty talk” challenge. Hell, now they’re speaking our language!
Mind you, as described, the challenge is a sort of an entry-level experience—advanced erotic interlocutors need not participate. For instance, Day 1 is all about talking dirty with friends (not awkward at all), with Day 2 dedicated to reading erotica. On Day 3 you have to dirty talk out loud while masturbating (make sure you’re alone because that can get confusing real fast). Day 4: Send a sext…and so on. It’s no masterclass, but you get the basics.
