Every day, in homes all across America, cucumbers suffer extreme torture. Eggplants are crushed. Squash is squashed. Corn is stripped of all dignity. Abusers shove carrots into cunts, radishes into rosebuds. It’s distressing. It’s vexing. It’s wrong! But you, sir or madam, can do your part. No, don’t turn the other way.
Buy that veggie violator a butt plug or vibrator today!