There are some pretty big dicks in Australia—or rather, from Australia, cough, Mel Gibson, cough—but only one you can see from space. And it’s resting comfortably between Hugh Jackman’s legs, dressed slightly to the left.
Kidding! What we’re talking about is actually more akin to a crop circle, except way more awesome. The phallus was apparently carved into the bed of a dry lake near Geelong, Australia. It appears quite clearly on Google Maps, where users have been leaving five-star reviews. Justifiably so, since it’s a magnificent cock measuring some 160 feet in length (take that, John Holmes). Geelong residents have known about the space dick for some time, though the artist has yet to come forward. Could this be an elaborate PR ploy by Netflix to promote American Vandal? And how did that piece of shit pick up an Emmy nomination? We digress…
