If you pay attention to international news, then you’ll occasionally catch a stark reminder or three of why Canada is not the bucolic Northern paradise you once imagined. Canada can be racist. Canada can be violent. And much like our own law enforcement, Canucks can be just as confused as us about how to properly dispose of a slightly used sex doll left for dead.
As to the latter, RCMP officers in Princeton, British Columbia, learned the hard way when three “sex mannequins” (wording courtesy of The Abbotsford News) were discovered earlier this year in a wooded area (this has Twin Peaks written all over it).